ORIGINAL SPECIALS: SUNDAY NIGHT WINE Thursday, March 28, 2013
But then again, you may not. That’s because we are not permitted to tell you about said specials unless you darken our doors—the OLCC will only let us tell you to your face.
We can’t advertise them. We can’t hang signs in our windows that trumpet them. We can’t even promote them on the Internet. The Internet! And we all know what goes on on the Internet. Compared to that stuff, the deets on a bottle of wine is cleaner than squeak.
Let’s just say that it is a Very Good Deal.
If you’re already hip to it, bully for you. If you’re not, and you love wine, we’ve got a deal for you that’ll make every Sunday feel like your birthday.
So call us up and ask us about that which we cannot name.
Or just roll the dice and come on in. It’s worth it.
It’s so worth it.