STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE Monday, May 06, 2013
1. You needn’t beware the Purple Pie Man because, A.) even with his furrowed brow, his sneer and his unironic rope-like handlebar mustache, he’s not so evil as much as he is innocuously dastardly, and then there’s B.): he’s not real.
2. Our Strawberry Shortcake Signature Cocktail is real, and it tastes just like Strawberry Shortcake (the dessert, not the cartoon character.).
How you might wonder?
Well, muddle a few strawberries, mix ’em with some vodka and our housemade cream soda, give it a fat straw (so you can suck that up the fruit up like berry-loving anteaters), crown it with a jauntily angled whole berry and (snapping fingers), there you are.
Now close your eyes, take a sip and see if you can’t taste sponge-cake and the whipped cream.
Hint: you can.