STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE Monday, May 06, 2013

strawberry cocktailTwo things.

1. You needn’t beware the Purple Pie Man because, A.) even with his furrowed brow, his sneer and his unironic rope-like handlebar mustache, he’s not so evil as much as he is innocuously dastardly, and then there’s B.): he’s not real.

2. Our Strawberry Shortcake Signature Cocktail is real, and it tastes just like Strawberry Shortcake (the dessert, not the cartoon character.).

How you might wonder?

Well, muddle a few strawberries, mix ’em with some vodka and our housemade cream soda, give it a fat straw (so you can suck that up the fruit up like berry-loving anteaters), crown it with a jauntily angled whole berry and (snapping fingers), there you are.

Now close your eyes, take a sip and see if you can’t taste sponge-cake and the whipped cream.

Hint: you can.